Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
