No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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