You work out of a Hotel?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
where are you?
Hypothermia
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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