honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My vagina just recognized that song.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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