you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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