we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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