Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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