Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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