dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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