I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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