I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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