"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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