My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Randomize
