Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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