Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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