Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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