We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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