her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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