so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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