I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just want nice things and good sex
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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