Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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