C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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