he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My penis needs a shock collar
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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