I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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