Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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