Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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