just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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