then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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