i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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