I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
