That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
