No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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