"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
