Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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