why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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