...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
