Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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