Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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