his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
