come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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