Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
