I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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