You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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