Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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