I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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