I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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