we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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