Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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