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Dad?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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