Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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